Sunday, November 06, 2011

Funny Doctor-Patient Conversations

Despite all the hassles and the stress of being a med student, we still find time to laugh it all out loud. Here are some conversations of patients with their doctors that I find kind of funny. Some are real conversations I've heard and witnessed.


Doctor: So, how are you feeling right now?

Patient: Doc, I think I have a CONTINENTAL heart disease...

Doctor: ???
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Doctor N: Okay, breathe in.. breathe out...

Patient: Well, it's really difficult for me to DEEP BREATHLY doc! It hurts you know!

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A doctor was trying to perform CVA punch or kidney punch during physical examination.

Doctor: Does it hurt?

Patient: What the F!! Of course it hurts! You PUNCHED it!!

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A doctor was examining a chest x-ray result of a patient and found out some radio-opaque infiltrates.

Doctor: So can you see this xray film of your lungs? What do you see?

Patient: (Staring blankly at the film) Er--- my lungs.

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A cheezy conversation...

Patient: Doc, are you a cardiologist?

Dr. D: Er--- well, yeah.

Patient: Oh, so this is why you're mending my broken heart.

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Well, that's all I've got as of now.. I'll be addin' some more when I encounter funny conversations again.

Did you have some funny conversations with your doctor too? Or had heard any funny dr.-patient conversation? C'mon and share it and let's share the laughter.
Posted by Jacqie at 11:08 AM
Location: Philippines

6 comments:

  1. jaijaiasisNovember 6, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Hahahaha.. Blimey it's trololol... You may have a hard time in your mad med life but I can see that you still have that positive spirit in you. (charot)
    Anyway, the funniest joke for me is the "kidney punch". It really knocked my pants off!

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  2. JacqieNovember 6, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    @jaijaiasis: Thanks for the kind words! I'm glad you found it funny too..

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  3. ChaM_MyNovember 10, 2011 at 3:27 AM

    As opposed to the first comment, I didn't find them very funny at all. (mean) yeah, but jokes are sometimes meant to tickle one's brain. so i'm giving you points for the intellectual part. I can't relate so they don't appear funny at the moment. they might be funny in the future though! ;p

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  5. JacqieNovember 12, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    Thanks for the kind words. I think it's still funny in a different way though.

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